A programmer was walking down the street one day when up hops a frog and says to him.
'Hey there, I'm not really a frog I'm actually a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me I will turn back into a princess and my father the king will be so happy he will shower you with gifts!'
The programmer grunts, smiles and stuffs the frog in his pocket and carrys on off down the street! A while later the frog/princess pops her head out of his pocket, and shouts at the programmer
'Hey there, did you hear me? I said my father is the king, if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess he will be so pleased that he will be sure to give you some of his kingdom for you to rule!'
The programmer looks down at the frog, smiles again and pushes her back into his pocket ... time passes and the frog pops her head out of his pocket one more time and says
'OK, this is my trump card, if you kiss me I will sleep with you for a whole year'
This catches the programmer's attention for a moment, but again he stuffs the frog back in his pocket while he pulls out his keys and opens his front door. Once inside he sits down at his machine, pulls out the frog and puts her on top of the monitor. The frog is understandably quite frustrated by now and says
'Look here my good man, I have offered you money, power and sex ... what more could a man want?'
So the programmer turns round to the frog and says
'Hey, I'm a computer programmer, I just dont have the free time for a girlfreind, but a talking frog is COOL'
